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STORIES BY LUKE: The Kid Your Mother Won't Let You Play With
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STORY # 1: MY DOG PEED ON IT
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It was math class late in the school day. Math is not Luke's best subject. In fact he hates it almost as much as the teacher hates him. Ms Snodgrass came in five minutes late as usual and asked the seventh graders to pass their homework to the front of the room. One of the girls, her favorite, collected the homeworks from the front of the rows and put them on the teachers desk. NOW CLASS said Ms Snodgrass WHILE I'M CHECKING YOUR HOMEWORK I WANT YOU TO TAKE OUT YOUR BOOKS AND WORK THE PROBLEMS I'VE WRITTEN ON THE BOARD. You could hear the groan out in the hall way. There must have been a hundred problems all about area and volume which Luke and most of the others didnt understand to good. THATS ENUFF she said a little mad this time NO MORE NOISE. GET TO WORK OR I'LL SEND SOME BODY TO THE PRINCIPAL. So the kids got to work except some girls on the right side of the room who were talking and helping each other with the answers. Ms Snodgrass just ignored them and took out her red pen and began checking hom
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STORY # 2: GUNS IN SCHOOL
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Yall know just how bad it is to bring guns to school. Last year many kids were killed and wounded and some teachers cause stupid retard psychos brought guns and started shooting. One of them was only eleven. He took lives and will never have a life of his own. He was just sentenced to jail and there saying hes going to be killed there. A lot of us are afraid of these things happening in our schools. Who is to know if the kid sitting next to you in math has a gun??? This is serious and the principals and others need to do something about it. Our school is already open and yours will be soon. ANyway, her is the story.It was another beautiful spring day about 2 weeks after Luke had got away with skipping school. As he was looking for his books he heard the schoolbuss drive away. OH WELL said Luke ITS SUCH A PRETTY DAY IF I WALK FAST AND JOG I CAN STILL GET THEIR BEFORE THE BELL. And thats what he did. He took a short cut thru the woods and was going along pretty fast when he heard a sound behind him. It was ge
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STORY # 3: HOW TO GET OUT OF TESTS & REPORTS
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